Good News: After a Zombie Attack, We'll Have Enough Frozen Turkey for Thanksgiving

But then, it dawned on everyone: it was the day before Thanksgiving and all the turkeys were gone.  Like every year around this time, we have more than 400 million pounds of frozen turkey in our warehouses." In the average fourth quarter of a year — October through December — Americans eat more than 1.3 billion pounds of turkey. That's 438 million pounds of turkey per month, though one has to …

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